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  • "Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug." - Mark Knofler
  • All great truths begin as blasphemies. - george bernard shaw
  • "The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization." - Sigmund Freud
  • "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle." - Anonymous
  • "Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them." - Albert Einstein
  • "The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - carl sagan
  • "Software source code is a bit like underwear - you only want to show it off in public if it's clean and tidy. Refusal could be due to embarrassment or shame..." - unknown
  • "This is not an optical illusion. It only looks that way..." - Unknown
  • "Art is the illusion of spontaneity" - Japanese proverb
  • "In a crisis situation in the United States Customs Service, there are three rules: Rule Number One — ADMIT NOTHING; Rule Number Two — DENY EVERYTHING; and Rule Number Three — MAKE COUNTER ALLEGATIONS.” - motto of the old Customs Service [now part of DHS]
  • "Explanations should never multiply causes without necessity. When two explanations are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest full explanation is preferable." - Ockham's Razor
  • "Describing a video game to non-players makes you sound like an idiot." - Smerek's Law
  • "Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana... We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society." - Dan Quayle, August 2, 1977
  • "Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics." - Leighann Lord
  • "What this world needs is a good five-dollar plasma weapon." - unknown
  • "mouse, n: a device for pointing at the xterm in which you want to type." - fortune
  • "Think for yourself and let others enjoy the privilege of doing so too." - Voltaire
  • "It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned." - Leslie Jeanne Sahler
  • "If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance." - Gil Atkinson
  • "A wise man knows everything, a shrewd man knows everybody." - Unknown
  • "Blow your mind, smoke gun powder." - duk0r
  • "I'm not racist, I have a color tv" - duk0r
  • "Man who can catch fly with chopsticks can accomplish anything" - Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid, 1984)
  • Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. - Unknown
  • Using software to try and 'fix' human nature is like trying to herd cats. - Unknown