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"I want to live just long enough to see them cut off Darl's head and stick it on a pike as a reminder to the next ten generations that some things come at too high a price. I would look up into his beady eyes and wave, like this... (*wave*!). Can your associates arrange that for me, Mr. McBride?" - Vir "Flounder" Kotto, Sr. VP, IBM Empire.
"In a crisis situation in the United States Customs Service, there are
three rules: Rule Number One — ADMIT NOTHING; Rule Number Two — DENY
EVERYTHING; and Rule Number Three — MAKE COUNTER ALLEGATIONS.” - motto of the old Customs Service [now part of DHS]
"Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics." - Leighann Lord