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  • My philosophy of home-office is, "The commute is great, but the carpool sucks." - kickaha
  • "Ridicule is the only weapon that can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.” - Thomas Jefferson
  • "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Anonymous
  • "I want peace on earth and good will toward men", "We are the United States Government. We don't do that sort of thing" - Sneakers
  • [Hans Reiser] did not directly kill [his wife]... he was trying to explain why reiserfs is better than ext4 and her head exploded - Anonymous
  • No matter how far down the wrong road you've gone, turn back. - Turkish proverb
  • "There are two classes of people in this country. Those who make wars and those who are left to fight them out." - General William T. Sherman
  • Gemstone Law #1: You must survive fire, endure pressure, get chipped and rubbed the wrong way before your true brilliance shines through. - unknown
  • "Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it." - Jane Wagner (and Lily Tomlin)
  • "We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." - Anais Nin
  • "They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore." - george carlin
  • "Sex is like air, it's not important unless you're not getting any!" - anonymous
  • "I like your christ. I don't like your christians. They are so unlike your christ." - Ghandi
  • "Bah. Human beings, like all animals, have the "purpose" of eating, defecating, and procreating. Aside from that, there is no ultimate purpose to human existence. One must inject their own meaning into life. My advice to people: Stop searching for the meaning OF life and get busy creating a meaning to YOUR life." - Buck It
  • "We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men -- not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate and to defend causes that were, for the moment, unpopular." - Edward R. Murrow, March 9, 1954
  • "The consummate leader cultivates the moral law, and strictly adheres to method and discipline; thus it is in his power to control success." - Sun Tzu
  • "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - ghandi
  • Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. - George Bernard Shaw
  • Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. - Isaac Asimov
  • No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness. - Aristotle
  • "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." - thomas edison
  • Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare. - Japanese proverb
  • "I want to live just long enough to see them cut off Darl's head and stick it on a pike as a reminder to the next ten generations that some things come at too high a price. I would look up into his beady eyes and wave, like this... (*wave*!). Can your associates arrange that for me, Mr. McBride?" - Vir "Flounder" Kotto, Sr. VP, IBM Empire.
  • "Slight disorientation after prolonged system uptime is normal for new Linux users. Please do not adjust your browser." - unknown
  • "Give me a lever long enough, and I shall move the world." - Archimedes