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  • "Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy" - Margaret Thatcher
  • "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers
  • "Don't find fault, find a remedy." - Henry Ford
  • Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool. - Ross Parker
  • "Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself." - William Faulkner
  • "Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach." - Aristotle
  • All things share the same breath - the beast, the tree, the man, the air shares its spirit with all the life it supports. - Chief Seattle, Suquamish Chief
  • The process of gaining knowledge is not producing results but clearing away ignorance. - Anonymous
  • "in all honesty i try to make reading the code as painful as possible, so that only my demented mind understands it :)" - tobycloud
  • "Linux is evolution, not intelligent design." - linus torvalds
  • "I remember when computers were frustrating because they did exactly what you told them to. That actually seems sort of quaint now." - J.D. Baldwin
  • "America is like a melting pot. The people at the bottom get burned, and the scum floats to the top." - Charlie King
  • household tip #32: do not empty the ashtray while wearing large amounts of hand cream - ashes
  • "abstinence only sex education is like 'just hold it' for potty training" - unknown
  • "Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end." - Stephen Hawking
  • "I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free." - Eris, Goddess Of Chaos, Discord & Confusion
  • "Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do." - Donald Knuth
  • "honestly... frack IE!" - jonez
  • "Would you use a calculator that follows the order of operations in the wrong order? Would you use a dictionary that contains misspelled words? Would you walk around wearing yellow glasses and expect the world to change its colors to compensate? Then why are you using Internet Explorer?" - Nanobot
  • "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." - mark twain
  • "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." - Richard Cook
  • In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. - unknown
  • Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? - unknown
  • Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. - unknown
  • Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. - unknown