"Even if you hand tie the fuses and execute a really stylish cast with a smooth continuous side-arm motion, it's never considered sporting to fish with dynamite" - unknown
"Programming stimulates me. If I am not stimulated I lack productivity. If I lack productivity progression is lost. If progression is lost I lack pay. If I lack pay I 'am not' programming." - Asylum
"It is only when we silence the blaring sounds of our daily existence that we can finally hear the whispers of truth that life reveals to us, as it stands knocking on the doorsteps of our hearts." - K.T.Jong
"Corporate views on IP law might be described as similar to a 2-year-old's
concept of who gets to play with all the toys regardless of who brought them" - PJ from groklaw
"I read somewhere that for the average person fourteen farts a day are considered normal. Based on these figures, and judging from my own output, I have to assume there are millions of people who never fart at all." - george carlin