"In either case, the Court cautions Plaintiff's counsel not to run with a sharpened writing utensil in hand--he could put his eye out." - 147 F.Supp.2d 668; 2001 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 8962; 2001 AMC 2358

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"sorry dude..my hair is on fire" - lam

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"Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." - Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails

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"when in doubt, escalate" - ANS

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"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." - Mark Twain

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"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby

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"Be who you are and say what you feel cause people who mind don't matter, and people who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

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"One of the greatest sadnesses of life is to realize how much you owe someone when it's too late to express any gratitude." - Jeanette McDonald

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"All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer." - IBM Maintenance manual, 1925

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"I've been Linuxed, baptized by the Linux, the Penguin, and the holy distro!" - Alysin

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"Fear, anger and aggression lead to the dark side." - Master Yoda

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