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  • "when in doubt, escalate" - ANS
  • "I do not agree with a word that you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Evelyn Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire
  • "You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." - Mark Twain
  • "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, 1989
  • "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby
  • "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it." - Chinese Proverb
  • "Be who you are and say what you feel cause people who mind don't matter, and people who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
  • "Let others gauge my wisdom not by the things I have chosen to say, but by the things I have chosen not to say." - Anonymous
  • "One of the greatest sadnesses of life is to realize how much you owe someone when it's too late to express any gratitude." - Jeanette McDonald
  • "What rescues us from insignificance is the courage of our questions and the depth of our answers." - Carl Sagan
  • "All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer." - IBM Maintenance manual, 1925
  • "An unfortunate side-effect of most arrangements is to ensure that accidents don't happen. The beauty of collective improvisation is that accidents will happen." - Bill Bruford
  • "I've been Linuxed, baptized by the Linux, the Penguin, and the holy distro!" - Alysin
  • "All I want is a few minutes alone with the source code for the universe and a quick recompile." - Anonymous
  • "Fear, anger and aggression lead to the dark side." - Master Yoda
  • Programming is like stepping blindfolded through a minefield with a pathological liar telling you which way to go, except you don't die. - Anonymous