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Author: george carlin Reference: mentioned in irc, 2007-07-10 Date Posted: 2007-Jul-10 11:25AM EDT (Tue) by jonez
"I read somewhere that for the average person fourteen farts a day are considered normal. Based on these figures, and judging from my own output, I have to assume there are millions of people who never fart at all."